Tap Dance Devotee Gifts

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Fred Astaire

Treble

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Club insecurity.

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

Johann Strauss II

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Dance Crossing

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Male Ballet Dancer

'I thought I could dance...'