Tap Dance Devotee Pillows

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

Turn, turn and turn.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Treble

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Club insecurity.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Johann Strauss II

Valet (ballet) parking.

Male Ballet Dancer

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Dance Crossing

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'I thought I could dance...'

Dancing on the beach

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.