Tap Dancing Gifts

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

"Delores! Tap is back!"

Ginger was born to dance.

Hank's Tap Dancing School

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Treble

Do something funny for money.

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Crossover shuffle

Peel poker.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Scot country dancing,

Dancing in a circle

Bayonne Festival

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

Where we get coconut milk.

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

Swan Lake Auditions

'Okay, Mr. Fred Astaire, take it again from the stairs, and this time leave the flies in the chorus alone!'

"This particular species is believed to have traveled in troupes."

Box Step

The untold wine-making process.

Square Dancing

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

Online Dating

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"