Tap Dance Dreamer Gifts

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Odette from Swan Lake

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

You're never too old for ballet!

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Romantic Duet

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Treble

The Music Box

Dancing woman

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Peter Tchaikovsky.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Cinderella

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Levon Helm

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Close... but no Degas.