Tap Dance Floor Master Mugs

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

The Perfect Cannonball

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Elderly People

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"You've got night fever."

Treble

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Shake yer booty!"

Jazz Bagpipes

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'