Dance Floor Maestro Gifts

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

The last song before the party exploded.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"That explains all the cavities."

Elderly People

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Crunk

Jazz Bagpipes