Dance Floor Maestro Gifts

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

"That explains all the cavities."

Elderly People

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"Would you like to dance?"

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Crunk

Men at Twerk

"Shake yer booty!"