Dance Floor Legend Gifts

My Dancing

Dad Dancing.

Cimafunk

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

Elderly People

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Dance Dance Dance.

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

'You dance like my mother.'

Dance Crossing

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I thought I could dance...'

Jazz Bagpipes

George Michael at the chiropodist