Dance Floor Virtuoso Gifts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Elderly People

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Jazz Bagpipes

Dad Dancing.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'