Dance Floor Wizard Gifts

Hokey Cokey 'In' and 'Out' trays

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Men at Twerk

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Dad Dancing.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.