Dance Floor Guru Gifts

'Remember now, no dipping.'

Cimafunk

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

In, out, shake it all about.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Bunny Hop Hug

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Dad Dancing.

Men at Twerk

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'You dance like my mother.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

George Michael at the chiropodist

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Diplo

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H