Dance Floor Guru Gifts

'Remember now, no dipping.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

In, out, shake it all about.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

George Michael at the chiropodist

Dad Dancing.

Men at Twerk

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Diplo

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'