Dance Floor Expert Gifts

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

In, out, shake it all about.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Disco Bunny.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Shake yer booty!"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

George Michael at the chiropodist

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Diplo

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'