Dance Floor Expert Gifts

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

In, out, shake it all about.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Disco Bunny.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Dad Dancing.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

"Shake yer booty!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

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