Dance Floor Strategist Gifts

Military Waltz

'This is it, Skeeter.'

"Jump two squares forward and one to the side."

In, out, shake it all about.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

The new rain dance.

Bunny Hop Hug

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

"Shake yer booty!"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Diplo

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"Would you like to dance with me?"