Dance Floor Strategist Gifts

Military Waltz

'This is it, Skeeter.'

"Jump two squares forward and one to the side."

Michael Jackson.

In, out, shake it all about.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Bunny Hop Hug

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

The new rain dance.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Shake yer booty!"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Men at Twerk

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Diplo

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."