Dancefloor Designer Gifts

Diplo

In, out, shake it all about.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Shake yer booty!"

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'