Dance Floor Pioneer Gifts

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Shake yer booty!"

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

'I thought I could dance...'

Dance Crossing

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Diplo

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel