Dance Floor Star Gifts

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

The last song before the party exploded.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dancing

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

After party at the spill club.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Dance Dance Dance.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Club insecurity.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

How's my Jiving?

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'