Dance Floor Hero Gifts

Embarrassing Dancer.

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

'Okay. Let's go.'

Places you can still go for a good, old fashioned telling off...

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You've got night fever."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Elderly People

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Dad Dancing.

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

"Shake yer booty!"

Jazz Bagpipes

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'