Dance Floor Warrior Gifts

Dancing at the Clubs.

"It's not my fault I have two left feet."

"Don't push your luck - I've given up line dancing and stamp collecting!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Elderly People

"You've got night fever."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

Jazz Bagpipes

Dad Dancing.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels