Dance Floor Adventurer Gifts

Man Asking Ugly Woman To Dance.

"Would you like to dance?"

All our training shoes are rigorously tested ...3 hours shuffling in a fine drizzle of Alcopops.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Club insecurity.

How's my Jiving?

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Bunny Hop Hug

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

'I thought I could dance...'

'You dance like my mother.'

Men at Twerk

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'