Dance Floor Dreamer Gifts

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Hi, I'm your physiotherapist. We'll have you back on the dance floor in no time...providing that someone creates a dance where you only have to move your eyelids."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club insecurity.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

How's my Jiving?

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Bunny Hop Hug

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'I thought I could dance...'

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

Dance Crossing

George Michael at the chiropodist

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"