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'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Hi, I'm your physiotherapist. We'll have you back on the dance floor in no time...providing that someone creates a dance where you only have to move your eyelids."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Bunny Hop Hug

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

George Michael at the chiropodist

Men at Twerk

Dance Crossing

'I thought I could dance...'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'