Dance Floor Defender Gifts

"Get with the back beat, counselor!"

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Make sure you don't dance with that SLIMEBALL Rosey. He's ALL hands!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Elderly People

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Club insecurity.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'I thought I could dance...'

Jazz Bagpipes

Men at Twerk

"Shake yer booty!"

Dance Crossing

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"