Dance Floor Avoider Gifts

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Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Club insecurity.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Shake yer booty!"

Dance Crossing

'I thought I could dance...'

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"It was the first dance we've gone to in years. He tried to trip the light fantastic and he tripped."