Stairs Avoider Gifts

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Unusual Staircase

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

The coward's way out.

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

Running Stairs

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Hotel Stay

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

"With my tech skills, I just feel my talents would be wasted on mundane tasks like taking out the trash, cutting the grass and cleaning my room."

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'

'It was carrying a heavy bag up these stairs that made him ill, Doctor.'

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'