Stairs Sprint Enthusiast Gifts

Running Stairs

The Brothers Grime

Women in a cross country race

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'

Unusual Staircase

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Linford Christie

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"His coach's dog!"

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Confusion at the Race

The Finish Line

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"We're going to have to work on that hand off."

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Each Way Bet

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