Stairs Conqueror Gifts

I think the virus is an elaborate trick to get me to exercise by taking the stairs. Stairs up only.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Dance.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Careerist

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

CEO's office in a safe.