Stadium Sprinter Gifts

'Hurry up!'

Go! Means NOW!

'I really crammed last night.'

A man cheers

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Runner Bean...

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

George Best

Football drummer

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Soccer Fans.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'Spinout!'

Can you start immediately?

Runners have a pay toll.

Running Stairs

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'I can't find my keys!'

No More Waiting Around

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

Football Pitch Line Markings.

'We ran out of cups.'