Stadium Songster Gifts

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Non-Denominational Carols

A man cheers

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Drunken singers in a public house

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

George Best

Football drummer

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Soccer Fans.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Subway Chanteys

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Wages of footballer.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'Hurry up!'

Guilt Day at Shea.

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

'Still, small voice of calm..'

European Super League Matches

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

Deodorant required.

Football

"Look Bill, I know you got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Now, they're great for when we go riding merrily along. But, when it comes to sneaking up on folks they're really more of a hindrance."