Stadium Surfer Gifts

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Fan-Centric Stadium

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Moving Van.

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

Surf and turf.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.