Stadium Surfer Pillows

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Surfer and the Whale

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Moving Van.

Surf and turf.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'