Suburb Surfer Pillows

Moving Van.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dow's up!"

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Surfer and the Whale

'Your wave.'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"My turn."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Hey, catch me a wave."