Subway Surfer Pillows

If you see something, buy something.

Standing Passengers

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

Short boy on the tube holds onto a ladies ponytail for support.

The Underground Police

Two men stop young boy scout from offering his seat to a fat woman.

A blue collar cow.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Subway Thrillers

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Surfer and the Whale

Moving Van.