Subway Sleuth Pillows

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I gave on the E train."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Getting Closer

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

Sidewalk the game

Romance on the Subway

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Maps

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'See - they always find their way home.'