Stair Surfer Pillows

'Tripped over the cat.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Surfing the daily stress

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"You've got computer-breath."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Hot Towel Web Service

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Gold Crisis

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

The turbulent euro.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Modern Studying

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"