Stairs Sprint Enthusiast Pillows

Running Stairs

The Brothers Grime

Women in a cross country race

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Second to Nun

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Unusual Staircase

'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

The Finish Line

"His coach's dog!"

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Confusion at the Race

Donna Karan's Nightmare

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Competitiveness in the press

Each Way Bet