Slide Surfer Pillows

A woman glides down a water slide

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I don't know who you are!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Snowboarding downhill.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Sex Section in the Library

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Hot Towel Web Service

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"