Sprint Enthusiasts Gifts

Second to Nun

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

The rocket powered skiier

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Women in a cross country race

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Man running

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Skier flying past mountains

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Speeding Forklift

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Grim reaper ambulance

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.