Sprint Fanatic Gifts

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I need to tinkle."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Running

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Get a life

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Let go of the pole!'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Second to Nun

Micheal Schumacher.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

"Just remember he's a southpaw..."

Olympic athlete 2008.

Thank you for not drowning.

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...