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T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I need to tinkle."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Running

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Let go of the pole!'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Second to Nun

Micheal Schumacher.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Olympic athlete 2008.

Thank you for not drowning.

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

Runner with a kick-starter.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."