Dance Floor Avoider T-Shirts

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Night club has an old man sat in a chill out room.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Dance Crossing

Men at Twerk

'I thought I could dance...'

"Shake yer booty!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.