Dance Floor Safety Humorist T-Shirts

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Men at Twerk

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Athlete

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Shall we strut our stuff on the dance floor."

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

Dual Airbags

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.