The Dance Floor Hero T-Shirts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"You've got night fever."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Dance Dance Dance.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'I thought I could dance...'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Dance Crossing

"Shake yer booty!"

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

"Would you like to dance?"

'You dance like my mother.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Vogue Trader

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"