Dance Floor Virtuoso T-Shirts

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

The last song before the party exploded.

Disco Bunny.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Dance.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

You make me feel like dancing!

Elderly People

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Four Tops in Concert

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

'I thought I could dance...'

Jazz Bagpipes

'You dance like my mother.'

"Would you like to dance?"

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Men at Twerk

Dad Dancing.

Dance Crossing

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'