Dance Floor Pioneer T-Shirts

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Club insecurity.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Men at Twerk

"Shake yer booty!"

George Michael at the chiropodist

Dad Dancing.

"Would you like to dance?"

Dance Crossing

'I thought I could dance...'

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

Diplo

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'