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'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Robot porn.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

'Hip!'

'I'd just like some inarticulate Posies.'

"But if he's right, it'll save us years of experimenting."

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'