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Couple dancing with spurs.

"Extreme miming"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Pelobong

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Comedy Rule

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Hello, my name is Death'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

Air Guitar, Electric Air Guitar.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'You paint abstract, why do I need to be nude?'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"I'm hoping that once we enter the Bronze Age I'll be able to get a better likeness of you."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

'How often does he go on line?'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Eggskimos: Eskimos in the form of Eggs.

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

Blowing balloons.

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'