Dance Comedian Gifts

Couple dancing with spurs.

"Extreme miming"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Pelobong

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Comedy Rule

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Hello, my name is Death'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'You paint abstract, why do I need to be nude?'

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"I'm hoping that once we enter the Bronze Age I'll be able to get a better likeness of you."

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

'How often does he go on line?'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

Eggskimos: Eskimos in the form of Eggs.

Blowing balloons.

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'