Comedy Dancer Gifts

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Hockey Puckey

"The last doggy bag."

Comedy Rule

Dad Dancing.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

Insomnia

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Learner Riders

Choir wearing masks.

This company has enough clowns.

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Up, please."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

Singer.

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More