Comedy Dancer Mugs

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The last doggy bag."

Dad Dancing.

Comedy Rule

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Insomnia

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Learner Riders

This company has enough clowns.

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Choir wearing masks.

"Up, please."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

"But they taste so rubbery!"

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

" 'Over there, over there...' "

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

Singer.

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More