Traditional Dance Comedian Mugs

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

"Extreme miming"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Scot country dancing,

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

Dad Dancing.

Bayonne Festival

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'Hello, my name is Death'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Manhole Warning

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'That is really sick John.'

Fly Eye Chart

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Square Dancing

Tolerate thy neighbour

'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'