Dance Humor Fan Mugs

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Optometrist Humor

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Musical Note Nail

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

Woman breaks up with two-headed man.

Four ballerinas

"Sure, he's not tall, dark or handsome....but he makes me laugh."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"He's surprisingly sensitive about heckling."

The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist